Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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