i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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