and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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