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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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