Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
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Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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