i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I am spending my child support on dildos
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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