He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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