Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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