My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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