butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize
