come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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