She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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