4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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