Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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