Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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