summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
