Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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