weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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