yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
