Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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