everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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