he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Just cropdusted the office
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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