Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just tell him i said nine months
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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