Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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