i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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