Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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