dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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