Im at strip club and am horny
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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