So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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