I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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