Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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