But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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