there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
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I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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