some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I think a kid would responsible me up
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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