We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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