Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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