He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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