I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
