You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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