At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
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At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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