Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
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I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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