This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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