I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
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All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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