i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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