I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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