R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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