Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
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I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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