i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
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I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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