I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
