Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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