she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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