i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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