'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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