why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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