the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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