Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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