the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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